Counting sheep and every vote
The Late-Night Recount White Noise Machine
A white noise machine that counts every sheep, including the ones that arrive late. Inside is a real fan, not a looped...
$79
Relax into a deep state
The Deep State Pillow Spray
$28Yes, the deep state is real. It's the state you'll be in about ten minutes after misting your pillowcase with this calming lavender and mint linen spray. It operates quietly, in the shadows, with no oversight whatsoever. Your uncle was right all along, he just had the wrong idea about what it was.
- Lavender and mint linen spray
- Mist on pillowcases and sheets before bed
- For linens, not faces
- No conspiracy required
20% of Sleep Left's net profits go to organizations working to elect Democrats. Purchases are not political contributions.
Free shipping on orders over $150. Twenty percent of our net profits go to organizations working to elect Democrats.