Relax into a deep state
The Deep State Pillow Spray
Yes, the deep state is real. It's the state you'll be in about ten minutes after misting your pillowcase with this calming...
$28
Counting sheep and every vote
The Late-Night Recount White Noise Machine
$79A white noise machine that counts every sheep, including the ones that arrive late. Inside is a real fan, not a looped recording, making a steady, natural whoosh you can tune by twisting the cap. It drowns out the dog next door, the neighbor's leaf blower, and anyone still insisting the election was rigged.
- Real fan inside for natural, non-looping sound
- Twist to adjust tone and volume
- Simple to use, with no screens or apps
- Every sheep counted, every sheep matters
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